I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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