Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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