why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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