My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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