And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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