this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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