Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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