Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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