Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
