Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
