plz talk dirty to me
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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