In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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