no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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