Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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