All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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