we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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