Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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