we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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