...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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