were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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