But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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