Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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