This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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