Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
We had to coat check the pizza.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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