im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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