is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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