There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
True college students do jello shots in the library
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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