she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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