Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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