Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
i out mim tonsoeep
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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