This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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