covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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