So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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