yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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