Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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