You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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