i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
