I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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