turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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