New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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