SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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