I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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