You just made me feel so damn special
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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