My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Verdict: uncircumcised.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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