why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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