I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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