chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You're a waste of cheezeits
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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