I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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