Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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