is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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