Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
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Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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