I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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