Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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