I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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