: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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