Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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