scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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