Dual....:-)
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
soo... how was my night?
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