wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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