its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize