did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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