I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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